in the park and even the dressing room at
the shopping mall clothing store.
Finally their sex life became dull and drab.
They simply ran out of Ideas. The husband
began shopping at the Adult book store
and found some toys to spice things up.
“What do you have here?” The wife asked.
Well, I bought you a 10 inch dildo and me a
dime sized hairy pussy pumper. She
smiled in total excitement.
Snatching the dildo from his hand she
began ridding the toy like it was a carnival
ride. She was so happy with her new toy
that he told her were he bought it. He
enjoyed his toy also. The husband made
more visits to the sex shop, but never
came home with anything.
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came
right out and asked his wife during a recent
lovemaking session, "How come you never
tell me when you have an orgasm?" She
glanced at him casually and replied,
"You're never home!"
