between to other guys. They start talking and
one admits to having a red ring round the top of
his penis. Harry then admits that he too has a
line round the top of his penis, but its green
The third guy admits that this ring he has is
orange.
The doctor calls in the first guy with the red ring
leaving Harry and the other sufferer nervously
awaiting their fate.
There's no noise and after about 15 minutes
the guy re-appears with a big grin on his face.
"Nothing to it, " he said. The doctor re-
appeared and called the guy with the orange
ring into the consulting room.
"So what happened," inquired Harry. "Piece of
cake" the other guy replies. "The Doctor examined the problem, coated on some cream and after ten
minutes told me to wash it all off. And that was it! The ring had gone!"
The other guy appears and starts to tell the same story and of the similar treatment just as the Doctor
calls for Harry. Harry wanders in, full of confidence, drops his trousers and asks where the cream is
kept. The Doctor looks at Harry over the top of his glasses, picks up a wooden spatula, and proceeds
to examine Harry's appendage with great concern. "I've got some bad news for you Harry," the
Doctor pronounces, "we will have to amputate your penis as soon as possible!"
Harry sinks into a chair in disbelief and horror. "Can't you just give me the cream like you did for the
other two guys. They've recovered OK."
"Well Harry," says the doc,"there's all the difference in the world between removing lipstick and
dealing with gangrene!"
