Viagra. One had never heard of it and
asked the other what it was for."It's the
greatest invention ever," he said. "It
makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can
you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if
you took two."
Did you hear about the side-effects of the
Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it
slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.
What do you get if you mix Viagra and
Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but
doesn't really care where.
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You
have to wait an hour for a three minute
ride.
A man was prescribed Viagra by his
doctor who told him to take it one hour
before sex. The man collected his
prescription and went home to wait for his
wife to get in from work. An hour before
she was due home, he took the Viagra pill.
But just as he was expecting her, she
phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for
another two and a half hours. In a panic,
he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn
off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a
maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with
the maid."
