devil greets him, "You may choose
which room you wish to enter.
Whichever you choose, the person in
that room will switch with you. They'll
go to heaven and you'll take over until
somebody switches with you. So go
on, pick a room."
The devil leads him to the first room
where someone is tied to a wall and
is being whipped. The second room
has someone being burned by a
torch. The third has a man getting
blown by a naked woman.
"I choose this room!" the man says.
"Very well," the devil says. He walks
up to the woman and taps her on the
shoulder.
"You can go now. I've found you're
replacement."
