sex problem, doc". "Well", says the quack, "Tell
me about your average day". "Well, it all starts in
the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me
up about 3:00 am for nookie and then again about
5 o'clock so we can spend a couple of hours
making love before I go to work".
"Oh I see", said the doc. "No, hang on", said the
man,"...you see, when I get on the train to work I
meet this girl every day and we get a
compartment to ourselves and have sex all the
way there".
"Oh....now I see", said the quack. "No you don't",
said our hero. "When I get to work my secretary
really fancies me and I have to give her one in the
storeroom".
"Oh....now I see", said the quack. "No no no", he
said. "When I go to lunch I meet this dinner lady
I'm very fond of and we nip out the back for a
quickie".
"Now I understand", said the patient doctor. "No,
hang on", said the bloke. "When I get back to
work in the afternoon my boss, a very demanding lady I might add, has to have me or she says she'll
give me the sack".
Ahh....", said the doctor, "now I see..". "No, there's more", said our man, "when I get home my wife is
so pleased to see me she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards".
"What's your problem?". asked the doc. "Well...", said our hero, "it hurts when I masturbate"
