reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO
CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks
the bartender what the test is.
Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to
drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila,
the WHOLE thing at once AND, you
can't make a face while doing it.
SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with
a sore tooth...you have to remove it with
your bare hands. THIRD, there's a
woman up-stairs who's ever had an
orgasm. You gotta make things right for
her.
Man: Well, as much as I would love free
beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts
to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and
the requirements get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man
drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat
teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of
tequilla with both hands, and downs it
with a big slurp and tears streaming
down his face. Next he staggers out
back and soon all the people inside hear
the most frightening roaring and
thumping, then silence. The man
staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says
"Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
