times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that
could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I
married an octogenarian and he
died before we could consummate
the marriage."
"The second time I married a
naval officer and war broke out on
our wedding day."
"The third time I married a
Microsoft Windows programmer
and he just sat on the edge of the
bed and kept telling me how good
it was going to be."
